According to the Mayan calendar, every 10,000 years or so the celestial bodies surrounding earth align to form an energy field of very special significance.
Mayans referred to this field as “The Good Times.”
Although no one is EXACTLY sure what will happen the next time these celestial bodies align to bring about the “The Good Times,” ancient Mayan scriptures speak of “complete matter rockage.” Modern science interprets one possibility as the total “rocking out” of every particle in the known universe.
According to the Mayan calendar the “The Good Times” will occur 19 days after the winter solstice in the year that Western culture now interprets as 2009 A.D, making the exact date of this celestial alignment January 9, 2010.
Now it just so happens (and trust I was as surprised as you) that we have a show with The Glide, a sweet fucking band, in Chicago that very night (1/9/2010) at Subterranean. (2011 W North Ave, Chicago, IL, 60647)
Interestingly enough, the Mayan scriptures also speak of four pale-skinned harbingers who will serve as ushers deemed to lead all of humanity through “The Good Times.” The Mayans called this tribe of special men “Choco Taco Balls” – which loosely translated means Verona Red.
Normally I’d be all like, “hey come out to this show, it’s probably gonna be awesome…jizz, nuts, boobs blah blah blah.”
But this time I don’t want you to come cause I said so…
I want you to come to share in an experience that will change the course of humanity forever.
I want you to come for a cosmic event of epic proportion.
I want you to come and feel every instance of matter both in and around you vibrate with the sheer force of rock and roll.
Verona Red fucks with existence at…
Subterranean (2011 W North Ave., Chicago, IL, 60647)
Saturday January 9, 2009
With The Glide (http://www.myspace.com/theglidemusic)
Tickets: $8 in advance http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=676225link
$10 at the door
Doors: 9 PM, show starts at 9:30 PM
Check out the event on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=211279648191&view=user#/event.php?eid=211279648191&ref=mf
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