Cumming for Peace

So all you space geeks and meteorligists out there might already know that today is the winter solstice.  But what you probably didn't know is that it is also Global Orgasm Day.  Really it is... I'm not making this up....Wikipedia might be, but I'm not. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Orgasm)

Here's some spiritual bullshit background crap to get you caught up.  Basically, a bunch of tree huggers have decided that if we all cum our pants at the same time we can end war forever...

Global Orgasm for Peace follows in the footsteps of other mass meditation and prayer events which also claimed to be able to change the energy field of the Earth.... The Global Orgasm's organizers hope to create a positive change in the energy field of the Earth that can be measured by the GCP and that might begin a shift away from war as foreign policy.

So in the spirit of shifting energy fields via load blowing here's some pics I found to help all different kinds of people in the world get their rocks off today...I propose 12:30 PM CST...that's when I go to lunch.
 
For the industrial types

Nature lovers

Suzy homemakers

Crazy cat ladies

Smelly pirate hookers

People who hate vans with windows

And the clergy (you can screw celibacy for a day)

Oh Whoopi... you complete me.. anyway here's wishing world peace and orgasms to you and your family during this holiday season!