Aliens Gone Wild

UFO’s are getting out of hand. I mean what’s deal with aliens these days? For the past 2,000 years they’ve been flying around spherical orbs ergonomically designed to travel through space and penetrate atmospheres without blowing up. Now, based on all the crop circles I’ve seen as of late, these same aliens are flying around in ships with all sorts of nonsense shapes, like jelly fish or ass-less chaps. Surely these designs cannot not be as efficient. But like everything else…it’s all frills and status in the alien automotive industry these days. Where’s the good old fashion flying disc that made the UFO industry what it is today? And what’s the government doing about this?

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