A New Approach

I think if I ever have the time, I’d like to sit down and re-write the Bible. Not to change its message, but to translate the parables into more modern terms, something that will scare people back into “believing”…ya know something that really works. “On judgment day, the grounds will swell and split, and every under-performer will fall into a fiery pit of cubicles where he will be nagged by middle management for all eternity” (Revelations 3:48…except it wouldn’t be called Revelations…it would be more like Employee Performance Review 3:48).